Happy Birthday To Me,
Happy Birthday To JAN,
Happy Birthday dear JANA...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
(yes the "people" mentioned above is none other then yours truly, MUA!)
Gratias to all zee peeps who zwished zmee a zhappy birthzay.
Hi, i'm Pereira Andrea Jana
and i'm from france (i wish).
Well, it's my birthday so if I say i'm from france,
then damn it I AM FROM FRANCE.
so yeah.
ANYWAY,
thanks to ppl who remembered my birthday and
actually took the bloody effort
to wish me a very happy birthday.
I LOVE ALL YOU PEOPLE.
you're the ones that put a smile on my face,
especially darling Jin my sexy monkaye of a boyfriend.
Just kidding baby,
no demoralizing for today right.
I am finally fourteen so here are 14 things i've learnt so far in life,
1.Never trust your pet, especially if it's a rabbit.
2.Never watch porn without using earphones, cause someone might
walk in on all the action and sound effects.
3.Never talk back to your mother, cause you'll only get twice the nagging
back in your ears, believe me the sound is terrible.
4.Don't trust a guy unless he signs a legal contract to watch your ass
constantly and never lie to you EVER.
5.Don't make empty promises to people if you don't want them
to make empty promises to you.
6.Smile like you mean it and don't fake one just for
the rest of the world to see.
7.Buy things that are neccessary, most of the time.
8.Manage your budget well and keep your money in a safer place called,
the BANK rather then to keep it under you bloody pillow.
9.Keep secrets close to yourself and don't share it with
stupid people who blab it all out.
10.Don't call people a BITCH in public unless you want them
staring at you with their "big" ugly eyes.
11.Wear shirts with words people can barely understand,
that is if you want the attention.
12.Boyfriends are good accesories, if you know
how to use them the right way that is.
13.There is such a thing as love at first sight, the experience
is a magic undescribable beyond comprehend.
14.Love is blind. And no one is perfect, til you fall
in love with them.
SO all in all, Happy Birthday to Me,
Pereira Andrea Jana.
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
You've been cordially invited to crash the party over at pasir ris park,
area 3 pit 43.
Invitation sent out by,
None other then the one and only motherducking princess,
Me,
yes Pereira Andrea Jana.
The birthday girl is in the hiss house.
AND now
she's abt to be out yo.
PEACE OUT HOMIES.
i know ya feelin' meh.
LAUGH OUT LOUD.
i can still be such a funny kiddo on my birthday.
GOSH,
i'm the number one contender.
NO one,
i repeat.
NO DUCKING ONE
can replace me!
wakakakaka~!
HATERS PLEASE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
(i'm not stuck up it's just a big joke)
if you wanna take my words seriously then it's your problem,
so if anything offends you,
it's your problem.
And if you feel insulted after reading this,
it's just your fucking problem.
Tralalalala~!
Sayonara people.
I'm off to JAPAN.
yeahhh right.
I ain't got no money,
I ain't got no car to take myself on a date,
I can't even buy myself flowers,
but i know i'm my own perfect soul mate,
talk to myself.
Wo0tz.
if i'm hilarious make some noise,
if you're prettaye make some noise.
Cause we got it from our MAMAs.
ALL THIS FUCK RIGHT HERE,
WE GOT ALL THIS SHIT
FROM OUR MAMAs.
(blame the mothers why don't you)
i ain't no fucking whore,
this is just a freedom of expression.
if you don't like me,
don't bother talking to me.
Okay, i'm done with this shytz.
I'm out ya'll.
LOVES! xD
happy birthday to jan again.
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